THE LIAR’S FIRE

Look at the Liars, with their pants on fire. Serves you right, you human blight. Taint on the horizon, sty in the eye; wrecking the day, with your pork pie lie. Go reap bad karma! Get hit by a stone! Live your life with honesty, leave good people alone. Look at the Liars with their pants on fire, shame about the hole in my bucket, or else I might have saved you – liar, liar.